: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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