I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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