i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just had sex bonerless
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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