It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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