I wanna bring you to show and tell
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
