I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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