Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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