thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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