So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
