i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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