You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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