so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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