hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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