Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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