Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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