I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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