Yo dont text me then not text me
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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