Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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