so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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