I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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