Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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