Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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