just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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