I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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