if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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