I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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