Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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