Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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