what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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