East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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