its not stalking. its research.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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