When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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