i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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