He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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