You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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