What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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