So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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