Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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