does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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