I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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