You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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