Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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