Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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