:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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