Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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