so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I have post one night stand depression
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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