Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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