I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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