I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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