Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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