He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.