: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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