i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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