She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
