This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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