We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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