The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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